Back to school

I didn't even realise how far time had marched on since I updated this page. So much for updating at least every month.
I've been making updates as and when the urge took me on the discussion page though. I quite enjoy adding stuff to that. Being able to rip into whoever or whatever I please is fun. Stamping my superiority over everything is one of my favourite past times. And I am superior.

At the age of 27, I've decided to change my life.
Changing my life comes down to going back to school.
School being university. I'm going to be a student. Not bad since I've not actually used my brain in such a way since I was 18. Although, all I did for the final two years of my school days was mess around, so you could say I've not used my brain since I was 16.

Ever since I began on my glorious career as a DJ, I always said I didn't want to be doing it when I was 30. The way things have been recently, that point has been highlighted even more to me.
After much searching, a career in graphic design beckons. In fact, I dare say the graphic design world needs me. Through my superior design skills, I'll get a job in advertising. Then, using clever propaganda, I'll turn the world in my favour: everyone will know me, and I'll be crowned President Of The World.
University is a big step for me. If I were a mere mortal, I'd be scared. But I know how great I am, so I'm not scared at all.

My health continues to truly annoy the crap out of me. Actually, that statement was rather funny if you know what I've got. I'm such a comedian. Guess one of my two diseases and I'll send you a signed photograph of me. Every home should have one.

As I mentioned earlier, I add pages to the discussion area more regular than I update this page. Have a read, and nod your head sagely in agreement, because you all know I'm right on every subject.