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We're all doomed.
Anyone under the age of 60 is guaranteed a life of misery. Great Britain will look much like Kosovo does now: ruined, dirty and war-torn. As a people we'll be unwashed, cold and hungry. We may even be killing each other for food.
This isn't some conspiracy theory gone mad, it's based in fact. This will happen, it's pretty much unavoidable.
If you want to know why we're doomed, read The End Of The World Is Nigh on the discussions page. There's a lot to read, but it's well worth it if you've got 10 minutes to spare.
I made my first web site for a computer company last week. It's only a small company and they wanted something simple. You can view it here . I whipped it up in a few hours. I could make a living from this; I sit in front of my PC long enough that I should make some money from it.
I want to move house as well.
I'm sick of living around families and kids. Little kids from the infant school like to run along my gravel bank along the side of my house.
I didn't spend £300 on a gardener to allow small to children kick my stones everywhere.
So I've decided to protect my land using a combination of anti-personnel mines and bear traps. Then, when the little tykes frolick in my pebbles, they'll either have steel jaws snapping 500lbs of pressure on their legs, or be sent flying several hundred feet in the air as the mines explode under their tiny feet.
The drawback I'm facing though is that nobody sells mines or bear traps online. So much for the web providing everything.
The idea then may have to be scrapped unless I bump into a shady Afghan arms dealer.
I bought myself a camera phone. A Sharp GX10i to be exact.
I've been firing off photos wherever I go and I'm in the process of uploading the little images. They might be there now, or I might have wandered off to do something else.
Just keep your eyes open. I might make a new page or something. I don't know yet.
Finally my thanks go to Ben Vaughan who kindly pointed out that the Love-O-Meter below is flawed: typing in my name Adam Lee in both boxes shows that I love myself 42%.
Of course I love myself more than that.
The code needs sorting obviously. Something else to do when I can be bothered.
Anyone under the age of 60 is guaranteed a life of misery. Great Britain will look much like Kosovo does now: ruined, dirty and war-torn. As a people we'll be unwashed, cold and hungry. We may even be killing each other for food.
This isn't some conspiracy theory gone mad, it's based in fact. This will happen, it's pretty much unavoidable.
If you want to know why we're doomed, read The End Of The World Is Nigh on the discussions page. There's a lot to read, but it's well worth it if you've got 10 minutes to spare.
I made my first web site for a computer company last week. It's only a small company and they wanted something simple. You can view it here . I whipped it up in a few hours. I could make a living from this; I sit in front of my PC long enough that I should make some money from it.
I want to move house as well.
I'm sick of living around families and kids. Little kids from the infant school like to run along my gravel bank along the side of my house.
I didn't spend £300 on a gardener to allow small to children kick my stones everywhere.
So I've decided to protect my land using a combination of anti-personnel mines and bear traps. Then, when the little tykes frolick in my pebbles, they'll either have steel jaws snapping 500lbs of pressure on their legs, or be sent flying several hundred feet in the air as the mines explode under their tiny feet.
The drawback I'm facing though is that nobody sells mines or bear traps online. So much for the web providing everything.
The idea then may have to be scrapped unless I bump into a shady Afghan arms dealer.
I bought myself a camera phone. A Sharp GX10i to be exact.
I've been firing off photos wherever I go and I'm in the process of uploading the little images. They might be there now, or I might have wandered off to do something else.
Just keep your eyes open. I might make a new page or something. I don't know yet.
Finally my thanks go to Ben Vaughan who kindly pointed out that the Love-O-Meter below is flawed: typing in my name Adam Lee in both boxes shows that I love myself 42%.
Of course I love myself more than that.
The code needs sorting obviously. Something else to do when I can be bothered.
posted by Adam Lee at 6:09 PM
