Love money, hate kids

First things first, many thanks to a kind man called Gavin Phoenix who generously donated £1.94 to The Church. Obviously a man of outstanding reputation within his whole

community, he knows the true value of giving.
My super car fund is now at £8.49, which is incredible.

Anyone lucky enough to be viewing my web cam today at 2pm may witness my gardener working hard in The Church grounds.
Such major acts of deforestation normally provoke outrage from the likes of Greenpeace. However, I'm hoping my minion will be able to perform his duties without coming to

any harm. Of course I'll step in to protect him should the need arise, but only after I've taken lots of photographs to sell to the tabloids.
The grass is currently two meters in length, and my conifers dwarf the house. All shall be cut to acceptable levels.
I'm hoping to get a decorator in soon as well to finish of the master bedroom I started on several months ago and never finished.

It's all in anticipation of moving house soon.
I'm getting tired of the neighbourhood. Too many families, kids, and cats. All three blight my life. Sitting out on my front porch with a rocket propelled grenade launcher is

something I'd like to do, but alas the draconian laws of this nation forbid me from blowing up teenagers and small animals at random.
I'll be moving further south, hopefully into a house with 8' perimeter walls topped with razor wire. I'd also like an underground lair, firemans pole and automatic sliding doors

everywhere. And a driveway.

Keep looking at the discussions page. My plan to end all crime in the country will be posted in the next few days.

Tip of the month! Don't rip off spots with tweezers. It makes a bigger mess.

PS - Yes, I know I redesigned the site again and altered the logo...