BEST EMAIL EVER!

Dear ignorant piece of shit,

I found your article about wishing death upon people who have accidents on the motorway to be the most appalling piece of filth I've ever encountered on the internet. [Read the article here folks!]

Your suggestion that people who have unfortunate accidents on the motorway should slowly die from paralysis and facial disfigurement is the most inhuman and barbaric use of the English language that I'm ashamed to be classed as the same species of you.

How can you be so heartless?

I was involved in a car accident on the motorway last year. The driver in front braked suddenly and I crashed into him. Thankfully he didn't hit anyone else and he escaped major injury. Unfortunately I wasn't so lucky. Not only was my car a total loss, but I suffered a broken wrist, injuries to my face from the air bag, and still have recurring neck pain from the whiplash injuries I sustained.
All this on top of the stress of claiming damages from the driver that caused the accident has left me emotionally and physically scarred. I've been unable to drive since from this accident and your words angered me to the point of wishing YOU the same fate so you know how it feels.

If you write such terrible things that can be read by the world, expect people contacting you wishing YOU dead.

Dick.

Hi Dick.
Oh right your name is Sophie. Easy for me to make the mistake though eh?
Anyway, thanks for getting in touch. It's great to touch base with the very people who make thousands of other motorists lives a misery. At least you've done the country a favour by not driving again.

Just to address a few points if I may.
You crashed into someone. I'm quoting you there. How is that someone elses fault?
There's a variety of reasons why you crashed your car into someone on the motorway:
A) You weren't paying enough attention and braked late.
B) You were driving too close thereby not giving enough stopping distance and couldn't stop in time.
C) A combination of the two above points.
D) You're just crap at driving.

Your recurring neck injuries serve as a reminder of the day you failed society and caused thousands of innocent motorists misery by keeping them stuck for hours.
You must have hit him at some speed to suffer a broken wrist as well. Were you speeding as well as not paying attention?

And how dare you have the balls to sue the guy in front!
You even say yourself he escaped serious injury. Is that because he was able to break in time for whatever reason made him break suddenly, and the only reason he ended up in an accident at all is because of you, slamming into the back of him?
I hope he counter-sues you and takes you for thousands.

If at any time you can get back to me on how it's ok for you to wish someone (me) dead but I'm not allowed to wish such things that'd be great.
I guess we're just the same really, what with you going out of your way to send me threatening death threat emails.
Actually, Sophie the Hotmail user, if you read the terms and conditions of Hotmail you'll find that sending such emails is against their policy and probably against the law. Oops.
Don't worry, I'll pass on a copy of what you sent me so they can deal with it.
I guess if you're going to send death threats via email you shouldn't use your real email address that lets people like me look up your profile on MSN.
Speaking of your MSN profile, get a hair cut. You look like a shaggy dog. I'd quit the smoking too, there's no way you're 35. I have you in the late 40's.

Have a nice day!

Get in The Villa!

Another fine result today.
Villa 2 - 0 Charlton Athletic

Got to say it wasn't the most inspiring performance especially in the first half. I wasn't bored by any stretch of the imagination because just thinking about the noise and the atmosphere makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. But it was a bit steady first half, then the first goal came about half an hour in from Gabriel Agbonlahor and it was amazing! He tore a hole in the net from a volley that was just incredible to watch. I wish it was done at the Holte End where we were sat so I could have seen it close up. It was fantastic.
Luke Moore slotted in the second goal in the second half and sealed the game. I was hoping for three goals, but a win is a win is a win!

I went with Tony as per usual. I'm glad he's got me into this because it's such a buzz. The excitement before the match, the atmosphere as you reach Villa Park and then the game itself. The noise is incredible and I just wish I could afford to go every match because I'd be there.
The last match we went to we were killing ourselves running through the rain to see the team come onto the pitch. We didn't need to this time because we were there in plenty of time.
There was a bit of a queue in the Villa shop before the match but I was able to get the latest shirt too which felt great being able to wear.
Our next mission is to go to an away game which I really want to do. I like the idea of being totally outnumbered but cheering the team on trying to make as much noise as possible. Me and Tony would be noisy as hell singing the team on so I'd hope the other fans who went would be the same.

Anyways, I made a little blurred crap quality video of Villa coming on to the pitch. Great crowd noise. You can hear the fans singing, the tune of which I think I'm confident enough to do now because it was a bit complicated first few times I heard it.

Fat Kids

Jamie Oliver did a program last year to get school meals healthy. The proportion of fat kids is growing rapidly because of their fatty diet coupled with a lack of excercise, and Jamie's campaign got the menus changed for the better.
Now schools serve a healthy menu; pastas, salads, vegetables. Off the menu is chips and junk like sausages and burgers.
The school my sister goes to serve the junk stuff as a sort of treat, serving it only on a Friday.
All great news. Helping create a healthier generation of kids free from fat related diseases can only be a good thing. What parent in their right mind would want their kids eating chips every day of the week and processed muck from the chip shop?


Hello Julie Critchlow!
Her and her two misguided mates take kids food orders from the sanctity of the next door cemetary. They aren't allowed in the school grounds because the gates are locked. It's like feeding time at the zoo, only it's a Rotherham school not a monkey house.


They then hit the local chip shop and bring the kids their food.
Apparently the kids want their food "fresh and hot" and they're "giving the kids what they want".

Well, bravo.
Your school does it's best for your scroat kids by feeding them a balanced and nutritional meal full of essential vitamins and minerals that'll not only boost your childs concentration level in class, but will also give them a good stepping stone towards a healthier future, and you decide you'd rather pander to your kids moaning they can't eat junk food by supplying it for them.

If I were a parent of one of the kids these women was feeding, I'd bitch slap her so hard. What right does she have supplying my kid with stuff that makes him unhealthy? I'd treat her the same as the local drug dealer.
They need to reasses whats right for these children: giving them what they want, or giving them what they need.