And now, some emails!
My inbox has been busy the last few months or so.
I've had one or two nice emails which is always a good thing.
I had one death threat, thanks for that.
Mostly I received lots of insults from bad spellers. In fact, I dare say the majority of the bad spellers are friends who know each other. I say that because I had a run of emails that are all rather similar and all from females latching on to my dislike of fat.
I'll get on to those.
First off all, hello to Kerry who sent me a blank email. It'd be cool if it was the Kerry I think it is, and she knows who she is. Next time, Kerry, say more than your name, it'd be good to hear from you.
Hello to Swimwearguy69 who still wants naked pictures of me. The answer is still no, now please die.
Now this is where things go a little bizarre for my inbox...
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Name: Ashleigh
Email: 06colea
Comments: Hello
I'm a student from Stratton Upper School in Bedfordshire, i was wondering whether it would be possibly to use a few of your pictures for my work. I'd like to add that this will be seen by no one else but me and my teacher.
Thank you again
Ashleigh
Name: Janna jeeves
Email: 06jeevesj
Comments: Hello
I am janna student from stratton upper school in bedfordshire, i wondered if it would be possible if i could use some of you pictures for my work. I would also like to add that none of the photos i get will be shown to any except my teacher. Thank you I hope to hear from you.
Hmm... suspicious... Two emails almost the exact same. I'd love to reply to them, but it'd help if they left an email address.
They were polite enough at least. I'd just love to know how any of my pictures on here could be used in a school project. Weird as hell.
If either of you read this, please mail me back because I'm dying to know.
Until then, no you don't have permission to use anything on here. I'll never know of course so you can happily rip my site of anything you want. I hope you feel guilty if you do that though.
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Name: kelly cooper
Email: afton_12_@hotmail.com
Comments: i think ur a tight fisted wanker. ur probably fatter than half the friggin UK!!! u have got a attitude problem n u need to sort it out whats ur problem u gym freek?? im a size 8 an wud prefer to be fat than thin coz ur obsessed with yourself an iv prob got more pubes on ma hair than round ur balls. You picture has bin airbrushed u ugly mong
This one is my favourite! Let's address each point...
i think ur a tight fisted wanker
I'm tight fisted for sure. I hate spending money on anyone other than myself, unless it benefits me in some way.
ur probably fatter than half the friggin UK!!!
I'm not fatter than half the UK, although I have no statistical data to back that up. I will say that my current weight of 11st 1lb is a healthy weight for someone of my height, 5ft 10in.
u have got a attitude problem n u need to sort it out
My attitude is just fine thanks, but maybe that's subjective. I don't have a problem making friends or working with my peers so I might be ok.
whats ur problem u gym freek??
Freak is spelt with an "a". I'm not a gym freak. For a start it cost too much and I can't be bothered to go. However I do work out because I like to keep trim and fit. But thanks for noticing that I work out! Clearly it's paying off if you think I have a gym membership.
im a size 8 an wud prefer to be fat than thin coz ur obsessed with yourself
So you're slim and a healthy size, but you want to be fat because I'm obsessed with myself...? Honestly, I have no response to this. It's like me saying "I'm going to chop off my hand because cans of coke are mostly red" or something. You're just weird!
an iv prob got more pubes on ma hair than round ur balls
You grow pubic hair ON YOUR HAIR...? That's some talent. Maybe you meant to say "more pubes on my head", but then that implies you grow pubes on your head and that just isn't normal!
Whatever, I shave my balls anyway because it's more hygienic. So wherever you grow pubes, on your hair or on your head, you have more than me because I get rid of mine.
You picture has bin airbrushed
Nope! My skin is naturally like that. But I'm flattered you think it's been airbrushed.
u ugly mong
OK!
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Name: amy
Email: amez@bellsouth.net
Comments: hi...i just wanted to say that your an asshole. I big fat disgusting asshole! Oh btw, my email is valid,but you will be blocked. Don't waste your time emailing me back..i just wanted to say how horrible I think you are and no im not some fat disgusting person, but I am a person that knows bigger people have feelings too. You are so so sad.
Hi!
Thought I'd post your email here. Hope you don't mind. I hope your spam filter is good because it's going to be working overtime now I posted it on here I'd have thought.
Anyway, nice work defending "bigger" people. You slipped up on two counts though:
1. You used the words "big fat disgusting" as an insult. You're attacking me for my views on large people, yet you use "fat" as an insult and thereby disregard the very feelings of the people you're trying to defend! I'm sure fat people everywhere don't like their demographic being used as an insult. You should have just stuck with asshole.
2. You say you aren't a fat disgusting person. You just called fat people disgusting. Bravo.
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Name: jerk
Email: sgfdhbggfad@hotmail.com
Comments: I cannot believe that you are this much of a freak. this web site is disgusting and I do hope you go to hell for that. you fing jerk!
Thank you, nameless coward.
I think that email is fake you know.
Here's their IP address though: 24.113.12.20
My email form is clever like that!
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Name: Rachel
Email:
Comments: I think youre a one-minded contradiction. You have no truth in your statements and write purely to boost your misplaced ego. I hope you rot
*sigh*
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Name: susan
Email: lilmejor@yahoo.com
Comments: i hope you burn in hell for being such a disgusting waste of life.
What makes me laugh is that I express my opinions on my own personal web site. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, believe it or not.
But it looks like this particular group of overweight girls got together during a house party where they cried about not being able to get a boyfriend and decided to hurl insults in my direction because they disagree with what I think.
No debate. No reasoned argument to try and persuade me that I'm wrong. Not even decent punctuation or spelling.
Instead, because I give a reasoned argument as to why I don't like a particular section of our society, they see fit to wish me dead and spend eternity in a fictional place of torment.
They're all 14 years old and haven't got a clue, so this isn't a "boo hoo emo they don't like me sniff sniff" post because I really couldn't care less. They've ignored my arguments as to why I say what I say because they're immature and closed-minded and unable to grasp the concept of rational debate.
I might not shine with the brightest of lights with my almost fascist views on some things, but I don't care. It's what I think, I try my best to back up my arguments with facts, and ultimately I'm entitled to my own thoughts and beliefs.
I'm just glad I'm not like those people above, sending insults and death threats to a complete stranger just because I don't agree with what they're saying.
The only other people I know who do that are terrorists. Yes, I'm comparing the above 14 year old fatties to Islamic extremists. Might as well.
I insult fat people with my opinions and beliefs, these kids wish me dead.
A school teacher let her class of kids name a teddy Mohammed, Islamic extremists wish her dead.
Same thing, same mentality.
Pathetic.
Anyway, keep the emails coming! They're a great read!
I've had one or two nice emails which is always a good thing.
I had one death threat, thanks for that.
Mostly I received lots of insults from bad spellers. In fact, I dare say the majority of the bad spellers are friends who know each other. I say that because I had a run of emails that are all rather similar and all from females latching on to my dislike of fat.
I'll get on to those.
First off all, hello to Kerry who sent me a blank email. It'd be cool if it was the Kerry I think it is, and she knows who she is. Next time, Kerry, say more than your name, it'd be good to hear from you.
Hello to Swimwearguy69 who still wants naked pictures of me. The answer is still no, now please die.
Now this is where things go a little bizarre for my inbox...
----------------------------------
Name: Ashleigh
Email: 06colea
Comments: Hello
I'm a student from Stratton Upper School in Bedfordshire, i was wondering whether it would be possibly to use a few of your pictures for my work. I'd like to add that this will be seen by no one else but me and my teacher.
Thank you again
Ashleigh
Name: Janna jeeves
Email: 06jeevesj
Comments: Hello
I am janna student from stratton upper school in bedfordshire, i wondered if it would be possible if i could use some of you pictures for my work. I would also like to add that none of the photos i get will be shown to any except my teacher. Thank you I hope to hear from you.
Hmm... suspicious... Two emails almost the exact same. I'd love to reply to them, but it'd help if they left an email address.
They were polite enough at least. I'd just love to know how any of my pictures on here could be used in a school project. Weird as hell.
If either of you read this, please mail me back because I'm dying to know.
Until then, no you don't have permission to use anything on here. I'll never know of course so you can happily rip my site of anything you want. I hope you feel guilty if you do that though.
----------------------------------
Name: kelly cooper
Email: afton_12_@hotmail.com
Comments: i think ur a tight fisted wanker. ur probably fatter than half the friggin UK!!! u have got a attitude problem n u need to sort it out whats ur problem u gym freek?? im a size 8 an wud prefer to be fat than thin coz ur obsessed with yourself an iv prob got more pubes on ma hair than round ur balls. You picture has bin airbrushed u ugly mong
This one is my favourite! Let's address each point...
i think ur a tight fisted wanker
I'm tight fisted for sure. I hate spending money on anyone other than myself, unless it benefits me in some way.
ur probably fatter than half the friggin UK!!!
I'm not fatter than half the UK, although I have no statistical data to back that up. I will say that my current weight of 11st 1lb is a healthy weight for someone of my height, 5ft 10in.
u have got a attitude problem n u need to sort it out
My attitude is just fine thanks, but maybe that's subjective. I don't have a problem making friends or working with my peers so I might be ok.
whats ur problem u gym freek??
Freak is spelt with an "a". I'm not a gym freak. For a start it cost too much and I can't be bothered to go. However I do work out because I like to keep trim and fit. But thanks for noticing that I work out! Clearly it's paying off if you think I have a gym membership.
im a size 8 an wud prefer to be fat than thin coz ur obsessed with yourself
So you're slim and a healthy size, but you want to be fat because I'm obsessed with myself...? Honestly, I have no response to this. It's like me saying "I'm going to chop off my hand because cans of coke are mostly red" or something. You're just weird!
an iv prob got more pubes on ma hair than round ur balls
You grow pubic hair ON YOUR HAIR...? That's some talent. Maybe you meant to say "more pubes on my head", but then that implies you grow pubes on your head and that just isn't normal!
Whatever, I shave my balls anyway because it's more hygienic. So wherever you grow pubes, on your hair or on your head, you have more than me because I get rid of mine.
You picture has bin airbrushed
Nope! My skin is naturally like that. But I'm flattered you think it's been airbrushed.
u ugly mong
OK!
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Name: amy
Email: amez@bellsouth.net
Comments: hi...i just wanted to say that your an asshole. I big fat disgusting asshole! Oh btw, my email is valid,but you will be blocked. Don't waste your time emailing me back..i just wanted to say how horrible I think you are and no im not some fat disgusting person, but I am a person that knows bigger people have feelings too. You are so so sad.
Hi!
Thought I'd post your email here. Hope you don't mind. I hope your spam filter is good because it's going to be working overtime now I posted it on here I'd have thought.
Anyway, nice work defending "bigger" people. You slipped up on two counts though:
1. You used the words "big fat disgusting" as an insult. You're attacking me for my views on large people, yet you use "fat" as an insult and thereby disregard the very feelings of the people you're trying to defend! I'm sure fat people everywhere don't like their demographic being used as an insult. You should have just stuck with asshole.
2. You say you aren't a fat disgusting person. You just called fat people disgusting. Bravo.
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Name: jerk
Email: sgfdhbggfad@hotmail.com
Comments: I cannot believe that you are this much of a freak. this web site is disgusting and I do hope you go to hell for that. you fing jerk!
Thank you, nameless coward.
I think that email is fake you know.
Here's their IP address though: 24.113.12.20
My email form is clever like that!
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Name: Rachel
Email:
Comments: I think youre a one-minded contradiction. You have no truth in your statements and write purely to boost your misplaced ego. I hope you rot
*sigh*
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Name: susan
Email: lilmejor@yahoo.com
Comments: i hope you burn in hell for being such a disgusting waste of life.
What makes me laugh is that I express my opinions on my own personal web site. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, believe it or not.
But it looks like this particular group of overweight girls got together during a house party where they cried about not being able to get a boyfriend and decided to hurl insults in my direction because they disagree with what I think.
No debate. No reasoned argument to try and persuade me that I'm wrong. Not even decent punctuation or spelling.
Instead, because I give a reasoned argument as to why I don't like a particular section of our society, they see fit to wish me dead and spend eternity in a fictional place of torment.
They're all 14 years old and haven't got a clue, so this isn't a "boo hoo emo they don't like me sniff sniff" post because I really couldn't care less. They've ignored my arguments as to why I say what I say because they're immature and closed-minded and unable to grasp the concept of rational debate.
I might not shine with the brightest of lights with my almost fascist views on some things, but I don't care. It's what I think, I try my best to back up my arguments with facts, and ultimately I'm entitled to my own thoughts and beliefs.
I'm just glad I'm not like those people above, sending insults and death threats to a complete stranger just because I don't agree with what they're saying.
The only other people I know who do that are terrorists. Yes, I'm comparing the above 14 year old fatties to Islamic extremists. Might as well.
I insult fat people with my opinions and beliefs, these kids wish me dead.
A school teacher let her class of kids name a teddy Mohammed, Islamic extremists wish her dead.
Same thing, same mentality.
Pathetic.
Anyway, keep the emails coming! They're a great read!
posted by Adam Lee at 9:35 PM
