Merry Christmas
Christmas shopping sucks like nothing on Earth.
Inbred morons crawl out of their pits and shuffle along getting in the way. The holiday season would be much more enjoyable if I could take out my Bat Of Hate and carve a path through the brainless masses who have no idea what they're shopping for.
In total, my Christmas shopping took 45 minutes and just four shops. I'd have been quicker if the people in the queue in front of me didn't pay by cheque. What kind of loser pays for stuff using a cheque?
Here's hoping I recieve the gifts on my Christmas list: Girls Aloud, Lamborghini Murciélago, become leader of the nation, instant death of all cats, and a jet pack.
I may be disappointed.
Merry Christmas.
Inbred morons crawl out of their pits and shuffle along getting in the way. The holiday season would be much more enjoyable if I could take out my Bat Of Hate and carve a path through the brainless masses who have no idea what they're shopping for.
In total, my Christmas shopping took 45 minutes and just four shops. I'd have been quicker if the people in the queue in front of me didn't pay by cheque. What kind of loser pays for stuff using a cheque?
Here's hoping I recieve the gifts on my Christmas list: Girls Aloud, Lamborghini Murciélago, become leader of the nation, instant death of all cats, and a jet pack.
I may be disappointed.
Merry Christmas.
posted by Adam Lee at 12:25 PM
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