My phone is killing me...

...financially.

My latest phone bill has come to a staggering £53.
The month before that it was £49.
Now my monthly contract is £25 which includes 200 minutes of anytime talk time and 50 texts per month.
But thanks to somehow sending almost 300 texts, I'm being hit hard.

So this month, if anyone who knows me who sends me texts is reading this and is wondering why I'm being an ignorant git and not replying to their texts, it's because I don't want to spend all my spare cash on my phone.

And for any guys are wanting to know how to avoid sending so many texts, I recommend not giving your phone number to every pretty girl you see on the weekend.