Die

A one hour journey yesterday took two and a half because it would seem some people are incapable of driving in a straight line on the motorway and crashed their cars.
Two accidents on the M1 yesterday left me fuming, both of them in the outside lane resulting in everyone being forced into one lane. The resulting bottleneck caused gridlock for over 7 miles.

I hope the people that caused the accident died.

Actually, no I don't.
I hope they lived for a few months with horrific facial injuries and paralysed from the waist down so they could suffer with their stupidity. Then they died.
After all, I don't want them sponging off the state with disability allowance. That's like paying them for causing so much disruption to peoples lives.

If people want to survive a motorway journey, they should keep their distance and pay attention.
The amount of motorway driving I do I see so much stupidity I'm amazed more people don't die.
Pulling out without using their mirrors, bumper-to-bumper driving in the outside lane leaving no time to brake, idiots who drive at 65 in the middle lane...
I swear I'd love to force some of them off the road, drag them from their vehicles and scream in their face why they're the worst drivers in the world before beating them to death with my bare hands.