Cure for HIV/AIDS!
It'll take a few years, but I've found a cure for this nasty disease. I dare say that my cure could even wipe it out in South Africa and could easily be used around the world.
It's estimated that about 30% of the population of South Africa has HIV, a figure that's been increasing steadily over the years; it was 24.5% at the turn of the century and the figure has been on an upward climb ever since.
In the UK, the figure is almost 79,000 living with HIV.
What my cure needs is based upon a huge conspiracy to fool the world. No small feat. But the outcome will save every world economy billions every year.
It goes a little something like this...
A new wonder drug is unleashed onto an unsuspecting world claiming to cure HIV within 2 years. The drug is an implant in the base of the skull.
Patients are shown a small implant which is said to release HIV killing super-drugs over the course of two years, in which time they'll be cured.
When their back is turned for the implant, they're actually injected with a small explosive device.
The two year time scale is needed to be able to convince as many people with the disease as possible into getting the implant. That way, every HIV carrier has a small explosive device in their brain.
When the two years is up, they are all detonated and everyone with HIV dies instantly.
Of course that'll mean approximately 38.6 million people will die instantaneously, but they'll die eventually anyway. It's just that this way they don't drain the healthcare resources of developing countries, and governments worldwide no longer have to plough taxpayers money into keeping people alive who are doomed to die.
In ten years the worldwide figure for HIV infection has almost quadrupled. If the figure is 38.6 million now and we use the laws of exponentialism, it'll be around 308 million in 2016.
Because I love numbers, by 2026 the figure is about 4.9 billion.
So I say we execute the reletively small number of people now before the disease becomes uncontrollable.
Tell me I'm wrong.
It's estimated that about 30% of the population of South Africa has HIV, a figure that's been increasing steadily over the years; it was 24.5% at the turn of the century and the figure has been on an upward climb ever since.
In the UK, the figure is almost 79,000 living with HIV.
What my cure needs is based upon a huge conspiracy to fool the world. No small feat. But the outcome will save every world economy billions every year.
It goes a little something like this...
A new wonder drug is unleashed onto an unsuspecting world claiming to cure HIV within 2 years. The drug is an implant in the base of the skull.
Patients are shown a small implant which is said to release HIV killing super-drugs over the course of two years, in which time they'll be cured.
When their back is turned for the implant, they're actually injected with a small explosive device.
The two year time scale is needed to be able to convince as many people with the disease as possible into getting the implant. That way, every HIV carrier has a small explosive device in their brain.
When the two years is up, they are all detonated and everyone with HIV dies instantly.
Of course that'll mean approximately 38.6 million people will die instantaneously, but they'll die eventually anyway. It's just that this way they don't drain the healthcare resources of developing countries, and governments worldwide no longer have to plough taxpayers money into keeping people alive who are doomed to die.
In ten years the worldwide figure for HIV infection has almost quadrupled. If the figure is 38.6 million now and we use the laws of exponentialism, it'll be around 308 million in 2016.
Because I love numbers, by 2026 the figure is about 4.9 billion.
So I say we execute the reletively small number of people now before the disease becomes uncontrollable.
Tell me I'm wrong.
posted by Adam Lee at 12:39 PM
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