BEST EMAIL EVER!

Dear ignorant piece of shit,

I found your article about wishing death upon people who have accidents on the motorway to be the most appalling piece of filth I've ever encountered on the internet. [Read the article here folks!]

Your suggestion that people who have unfortunate accidents on the motorway should slowly die from paralysis and facial disfigurement is the most inhuman and barbaric use of the English language that I'm ashamed to be classed as the same species of you.

How can you be so heartless?

I was involved in a car accident on the motorway last year. The driver in front braked suddenly and I crashed into him. Thankfully he didn't hit anyone else and he escaped major injury. Unfortunately I wasn't so lucky. Not only was my car a total loss, but I suffered a broken wrist, injuries to my face from the air bag, and still have recurring neck pain from the whiplash injuries I sustained.
All this on top of the stress of claiming damages from the driver that caused the accident has left me emotionally and physically scarred. I've been unable to drive since from this accident and your words angered me to the point of wishing YOU the same fate so you know how it feels.

If you write such terrible things that can be read by the world, expect people contacting you wishing YOU dead.

Dick.

Hi Dick.
Oh right your name is Sophie. Easy for me to make the mistake though eh?
Anyway, thanks for getting in touch. It's great to touch base with the very people who make thousands of other motorists lives a misery. At least you've done the country a favour by not driving again.

Just to address a few points if I may.
You crashed into someone. I'm quoting you there. How is that someone elses fault?
There's a variety of reasons why you crashed your car into someone on the motorway:
A) You weren't paying enough attention and braked late.
B) You were driving too close thereby not giving enough stopping distance and couldn't stop in time.
C) A combination of the two above points.
D) You're just crap at driving.

Your recurring neck injuries serve as a reminder of the day you failed society and caused thousands of innocent motorists misery by keeping them stuck for hours.
You must have hit him at some speed to suffer a broken wrist as well. Were you speeding as well as not paying attention?

And how dare you have the balls to sue the guy in front!
You even say yourself he escaped serious injury. Is that because he was able to break in time for whatever reason made him break suddenly, and the only reason he ended up in an accident at all is because of you, slamming into the back of him?
I hope he counter-sues you and takes you for thousands.

If at any time you can get back to me on how it's ok for you to wish someone (me) dead but I'm not allowed to wish such things that'd be great.
I guess we're just the same really, what with you going out of your way to send me threatening death threat emails.
Actually, Sophie the Hotmail user, if you read the terms and conditions of Hotmail you'll find that sending such emails is against their policy and probably against the law. Oops.
Don't worry, I'll pass on a copy of what you sent me so they can deal with it.
I guess if you're going to send death threats via email you shouldn't use your real email address that lets people like me look up your profile on MSN.
Speaking of your MSN profile, get a hair cut. You look like a shaggy dog. I'd quit the smoking too, there's no way you're 35. I have you in the late 40's.

Have a nice day!